📎And I'm Still in the Murda Bizness...
Content Note: suicide
Full Disclosure: a member of my immediate family worked at Boeing for over a decade and has not been consulted on this in any way. I have no inside knowledge of the individual or company in question.
About a week ago there was a BBC News article making the rounds about a 62-year-old named John Barnett who was found dead in his car of an apparent self-inflicted wound. Barnett was a former employee of Boeing who had filed a whistleblower complaint in 2019 over lax safety standards. At the time of his death he'd given one deposition on the matter and was scheduled for another. The internet promptly jumped down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole and assumed that Boeing must have had the man murdered. And my hackles got raised.
This is me going on the record that I find the idea ridiculous, for reasons I'm going to detail below. I was very irritated with friends and coworkers for hopping on this stupid bandwagon. Of course, this stayed in the meme-o-sphere for like two days, so by bringing it up again I'm probably just making things worse. But really, this is conspiratorial thought along the same lines as claiming that Jeffrey Epstein was murdered in prison by anyone, let alone Hilary Clinton (!?)--it's not completely implausible, just highly unlikely, and there's nothing real to tie it to your villain du jour. The crux of it is a variation on the Appeal to Consequences fallacy: since Boeing benefited from Barnett's death (presumably, more on that below), they must have been behind it. This is logically incoherent. I don't buy it and you shouldn't either, so let's discuss that, shall we?
To start, we have to put a little bit of the blame on the BBC. The fourth paragraph that obliquely mentions the cause of death puts the words "self-inflicted" in quotation marks. It's very easy to read those as scare-quotes, and in fact I did read it that way at first. I considered this to be the height of bad journalism. But on looking at it again, I think it is intended to be read as a direct quotation, although it is unclear who or what is being quoted. Regardless, I'm surprised someone in the pipeline from writing to editorial didn't scan that paragraph and say "maybe we can make this less confusing."
But even so--even when I read those as scare-quotes--I still find the idea of Boeing having a man murdered to be highly far-fetched from a practical standpoint alone. I mean, how would that even work? Someone takes $50,000 out of the Training and Compliance budget to hand off to a hired gunman in a parking garage? Or I suppose it'd be $50,000 worth of BitCoin these days. Or maybe more--I don't know the going rate for murders. Do they keep it in house? Perhaps Boeing has a bag-man, whose official job title is "Head of Sanitation." Or, better yet, maybe they have a permanent wet-work team!
You see how ridiculous this is, right? Right? These things leave paper trails. It's easy enough for someone in a movie to say "let's keep this off the books" but that's not how corporate accounting works in real life, certainly not in a corporation as old and large as Boeing. You have to book those expenditures somewhere. You have to call it something. An auditor is going to want an explanation for it. Also, humans are notoriously bad at keeping secrets. How does something that goes through official corporate channels get kept under wraps. How would you hide that from the board? Or, rather, does it require the entire C-suite to vote unanimously on ending a life? Has anyone thought about this beyond "evil corporation do bad thing"?
Barnett's death doesn't even benefit Boeing--not really. He wasn't a lynchpin for the case against them. There were multiple whistleblowers at the time and Barnett has already given a lot of testimony. And now there's no way to try and catch him in a lie on the witness stand. Boeing is in a ton of hot water after one of their doors fell off mid-flight in January--the FAA already has them under investigation for this and other safety concerns. Barnett's further testimony is a drop in the bucket at this point. They're going to be found negligent, it may even be determined that this negligence contributed to people's deaths, and they will have to pay a hefty fine.
Because that is how evil corporations kill people. Not by hiring murderers, but by cutting corners on safety standards. By abstracting away the value of human life through layer after layer of bureaucracy until it's just a line item on a spreadsheet. Because it's a lot easier for the board to approve a cost-saving measure that might cause problems in 10 years than to actively pay money to have someone killed. Who remembers that one scene in Fight Club?
"A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one."And the answer is yes, that is literally how it happens. Suicide is, if you'll excuse the phrasing, a crime of both passion and opportunity. Someone is in an emotional low place, gets a sudden overwhelming desire to not want to be alive, and if they have the means at hand they act on that impulse. But those impulses are often transient and ephemeral, and held back by moral restraints and mental blocks whose strengths are also transient. That fact is that most people who survive their first suicide attempt never attempt it again, and generally go on to lead happy and fulfilling lives. Furthermore, most people who attempt suicide are unsuccessful (at least globally--the numbers are rather dismal in the U.S. because we have such ready access to firearms, but I think it's still less than half).
There's an idea that if someone is determined enough to want to commit suicide, they will find a way to succeed. Exceptions abound, but this is, by and large, not true. Indeed, the most successful suicide-prevention measures just involve making it inconvenient to do so. This is one of the reasons to have waiting periods for firearm purchases and nets extending below the Golden Gate Bridge, and so forth. The suicide rate in England and Wales plummeted from 1963 to 1975 because Britain started cleaning the carbon monoxide out of the gas that supplied people's ovens. Ending one's life painlessly in a moment of despair went from something you could easily do in your own kitchen to... well... something you couldn't easily do in your own kitchen. As a result, the rate of suicides in England and Wales dropped by nearly half!
Oh, and here are some more numbers that will upset you. The rate of suicide as a cause of death dwarfs the rate of murder as a cause of death. There are typically between 2 and 4 times as many suicides as murders in a given year. So if you ever hear a news story about someone found dead from an apparent self-inflicted wound... the statistical odds are that it actually was self-inflicted. That's just math.
The point is, attempting suicide is incredibly, incredibly common. We don't like to think about that, because if it can happen to anyone, that means it can happen to someone you love. It could even happen to you. And this is how the conspiratorial thought begins. John Barnett was feeling guilty about his role in what happened at Boeing, and he worked there for nearly 30 years. And in being deposed about his experiences, it stands to reason that he would have had to confront what actions he took--or didn't take--that contributed to the problem. He was also undoubtedly under enormous pressure and receiving threats. It's not a stretch of the imagination at all that he could have found himself, in a moment of despair, taking his own life. It is the far more logical explanation for his death. But if we admit that this happened to him, we have to admit that it could happen to any of us.
And this is existentially terrifying, whether we consciously realize it or not.
If I may quote Dan Olson's excellent video essay In Search of a Flat Earth, "The end goal of conspiratorial beliefs is to simplify reality by attributing the high-chaos state of the world to a singular active force or group opposed by an equally singular solution." Suicide is largely swept under the rug in popular discourse because we don't want to confront the nuances and complexities of the issue. We don't want to think about how we could reconstruct our society to see human life as a thing of value instead of a source of revenue. We don't want to ask ourselves why so many people are prone to moments of deep--if transient--despair. And we don't want to contemplate the lasting pain that is inflicted on friends and family members left to question what they could have done differently, or what it would do to us if we ever found ourselves in that circumstance.
So we deny. We blame this highly public death on a single bad actor in the form of Boeing. Therefore we have an out. Therefore, if we just don't ever get a job for a company like Boeing, then we are immune to dying in our cars from a "self-inflicted" wound. Therefore, this issue is no longer a societal problem that needs to be solved.
If only that were really the case.
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I blame the indiscriminate over-use of irony and sarcasm for why so many people are unable to read something in quotes as being in *quotes* any more, instead of being in *scare-quotes*. A lot of folks who think they're being clever are just spreading misinformation or at least making it harder to find sincere information now.
Anyway, the decline of engineering & safety standards at Boeing is sad, and I think there are plenty of executives who would murder whistle-blowers (not to mention more nefarious readings of what happened), but it's also very plausibly, probably more plausibly, NOT a murder, I agree.
https://abcnews4.com/news/local/if-anything-happens-its-not-suicide-boeing-whistleblowers-prediction-before-death-south-carolina-abc-news-4-2024